awkward-elevator:

“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”

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  • me: tumblr is so depressing.
  • me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
  • me: food i can't make
  • me: why can't i be that pretty
  • me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
  • me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
  • me: why do i even come on here??
  • me: scroll
  • me: scroll
  • me: ooo reblogging that

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earthlynation:

Spun Glass Caterpillar by Rick Thompson

earthlynation:

Spun Glass Caterpillar by Rick Thompson

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im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

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NANANANANANANANANANA!

NANANANANANANANANANA!

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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