“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
that’s cool as fuck though
(via strategicboner)
what if farts stuck to your skin so every time you farted you just felt the fart go down your leg and into the ground
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
(via dannimite)
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
(via the-black-power-ranger)
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.
(via fartgallery)
By far one of my FAVORITE signs I’ve seen this week!
aw snap. I love the smell of logic in the afternoon
I haven’t been reblogging many of these but I like this one.
(via mine-is-the-kingdom)
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
(via a-little-insane)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
(via gallifreyme)
