(Source: peterporker)
“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
- me: tumblr is so depressing.
- me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
- me: food i can't make
- me: why can't i be that pretty
- me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
- me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
- me: why do i even come on here??
- me: scroll
- me: scroll
- me: ooo reblogging that
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
NANANANANANANANANANA!
(Source: veryshortbus)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(Source: iraffiruse)

